are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
I could not help but think about Derek grumpy wolf and chipper fox Stiles. They look so cute!
ohmygod disneyland tweeted me.
this is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. In my entire life. Ever.
Ten is obviously better at this. He doesn’t even have to watch what he’s doing.
that’s because eleven could probably regenerate by tripping on air, falling against the console, and accidentally choking himself with his bow tie at any given moment all at once the dorky fuck
Because you know David probably owns every sonic and plays with them at home.
"Not at the table, dear"
"Sonic. Timelord. Yes."
"Wife. Human. No."
Little Stiles series’ snippet from me. Hope this warming your heart ^^
"Hello! Anybody home?" Stiles opens the Hale house front door wider and sneaks a peak inside. Nobody calls back. He frowns before calling out for someone who lately always seems to be home.
"Dereeek? Are you still alive?"
"Stiles, I’m here…" comes a soft mumble, answering him. Stiles smiles and walks quickly to where Derek’s voice seemed to be coming from. In the library surround by books, Derek is lying down on the sofa. He smiles softly when Stiles enters the library and beckons him to come closer. "Sorry, everyone is out. Something happened last night and I got a bit of poisoning. It make me bit sleepy and weak." Derek rustles Stiles’ hair when the little boy makes a worried face. "I’m okay though. Mom’s nursing me back to health. I just have to rest. Everyone is out making a ward for nasty creature…" Derek sighs. "Laura and Peter patrolled your house last night. Nobody got hurt."
"Yeah, except you." Stiles frowns and sits in Derek lap. "I know werewolves are tough and strong and shit, but you still can get hurt. What can I do to help you now?" Stiles glance up at Derek and slighty pouting. "You’re no fun with those sleepy eyes."
"Well I had bad luck last night. Don’t worry about anything and just sit here with me. Tomorrow I’ve still got a ton of assignments to submit and I’m dead tired here. Talk to me so I won’t pass out." Derek makes a space so Stiles can lay down next to him. "You’re the master of talking my ear off." Stiles hits Derek chest and smiles softly. "Yeah, I definitely can do that."
It was only a matter of time before Derek’s efforts to keep his eyes open were a quickly losing battle. Stiles’ scent was warm and safe. It’s like his mate scent was luring him to sleep, not to worry about anything anymore. Stiles stopped chattering and Derek felt a little hand stroking his hair soflty. “I’m here… just sleep, Derek.”
So he did.
little snake in sweater
me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day